Belly Up Survival Tips for Salisbury, N.C. from the Detroit Bankruptcy Notebook

John Q. Public

♦ Don’t get caught unaware when the Big Kahuna whacks Salisbury, N.C. like it did Detroit, MI and Stockton, California.  No munny hunny in the big bamboozle!

Cities where they hide the beef are prime targets for suprise bankruptcies.  Moody’s bond rating for Salisbury is a vote of no confidence

Here are some tips from the Detroit Bankruptcy Notebook for cities about to dive headfirst into the big ceramic bowl.

Turn your scars into stars:

Create grand artistic tours of your city’s ruins:

http://www.detroityes.com/fabulous-ruins-of-detroit/home.php

Auction off your vacant mansions for cheap:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/13/detroit-1000-mansion-home-auction_n_5310936.html

Detroit’s urban farms work like a charm:

http://detroitagriculture.net/

Detroit urban militias and protection for pay:

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/04/21/monday-hearing-will-decide-if-four-face-trial-in-brutal-vigilante-mob-attack/

http://www.detroit.guardianangels.org/