RFP Staff
♦ Yesterday “Slide the City” was forced to cancel its event in Winston-Salem, N.C. because of abysmal registration in a city with a far greater population and more spendable income than poverty and crime-ridden Salisbury, N.C. “Slide the City” is frequently being canceled all over the United States because of TV and media reports of irate “Slide the City” customers.
Here are the most commonly heard complaints:
• Badly managed events manned by inexperienced teenage volunteers
• Severe injuries, heat exhaustion, and concussions
• Drunks and rowdies disobeying “Slide the City’s” laundry list of rules
• Dangerous high-speed human missiles slamming into adults and children in unmanaged mayhem
• Angry ticket holders having to chase refunds
• Consumers feeling cheated by poorly organized events, a lack of water, and not enough elevation to slide any distance
• Pooling water with liquefied fecal matter in it and unhealthy levels of over-chlorinated water.
• Gang members bullying their way into lines and sliding for free. A lack of police presence in some cities to offer crowd control
We urge anyone entertaining a thought about attending on August 29th to think long and hard before wasting their time and endangering their health and safety
“Slide the City” allegedly appears in Salisbury, N.C. on August 29th unless its canceled because of low numbers or the N.C. Health Department says no go because of the same “pooling” effect that happened in Asheville, N.C.
A selection of articles concerned with “Slide the City”:
http://rowanfreepress.com/2015/07/06/video-first-u-k-slide-the-city-called-absolute-disaster/
http://rowanfreepress.com/2015/06/03/slide-the-city-rules/