RFP Staff
♦ “Bones and sinew all around us, the women and children have left.” Jospar Ganoix, 19th Century Belgian Poet
In the 60’s they used to say “dig it–do it!”. Allegedly Andre Floyd Blakeney, 52, of North Long Street in Salisbury may have been inspired by the hidden “sexuality” of the often defaced Downtown Wells Fargo Mural this morning. Was it the clinging white hoopskirts? The buxom elite strollers with the big hats? Perhaps Mr. Blakeney saw a more divine sexuality that lesser mortals overlook?
At 7 a.m. Blakeney allegedly crossed that thin legal line that most of us never cross. It was reported that Blakeney stood up from his bench, exposing himself and masturbating in front of a woman who just drove onto the Wells Fargo lot.
We will not pass judgement on Mr. Blakeney’s active public sexuality. However, the Salisbury Police, on their arrival, recognized Blakeney had crossed the line. He was presented with a “citation for indecent exposure”. Was it an award? Or a penalty? One never knows in distinction-blurred Salisbury, North Carolina.
Perhaps Mr. Blakeny could pump a little excitement into the next Friday Night Out?
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