RFP Staff
♦ Apparently attempting to top his spellbinding Tuesday morning dance routine while allegedly juggling a pair of machetes on the “Square” in Downtown Salisbury, Chris “Dr. Machete” Lewis added an axe and a sword to his one-man show and made a guest appearance at South Craige and West Marsh Streets in the West End. Fearful neighbors immediately summoned the police.
Apparently Lewis’s first warning earlier in the morning didn’t sink in. This time he was cited for carrying a concealed weapon for having a sword allegedly tucked in his trousers. While its doubtful this or any other citation would have much impact on Lewis or his rapid assent to stardom, perhaps the Salisbury Police, under Chief Rory Collins, might be better served arresting Dr. Machete and slapping him with the more fitting charge: “going armed to the terror of the public” before someone is actually harmed.
Rory you can turn the corner on Salisbury’s tidal wave of crime here!
Where and when will “Dr. Machete’s” next appearance be? Downtown Salisbury awaits.
Yesterday’s RFP article on Chris “Dr. Machete” Lewis:
THE THREE FACES OF DR. MACHETE:
