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Letter-to-the Editor: Beavis n’ Butthead Do Salisbury. Vandalism Spree Gone Wild!

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Jonathan Morris, U.S. Ranger (Ret) and Rowan County Sheep Baron

♦ This afternoon I read in the Rowan Free Press about these two Beavis n’ Butthead look-a-likes going on an alleged vandalism spree in the Bury by stickering up everything in sight. The one character is from Salisbury which I can excuse because its the Bury, but the other dufus was from Woodleaf.  The shame he has heaped on Woodleaf.  Even my sheep are lowering their heads this afternoon.

These artist wannabes were allegedly trying to “make a statement” were 27 and 23 which seems mighty old for this kind of activity.  But then again Salisbury picked a 27 year old city manager who made an X-treme mess before he got clipped.

The Salisbury Police should lop off these two clown’s hands Sharia style and feed them to the herds of feral dogs running loose downtown.  Then lets see Beavis n’ Butthead continue to beautify the city.

Downtown Salisbury is enough of a dump without vandals busting out windows and marking up the walls down there.

http://rowanfreepress.com/2014/08/18/two-suspected-vandals-nailed-during-crackdown-on-salisbury-n-c-s-city-wide-vandalism/



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