Letter-to-the-Editor: Salisbury: Soaring Poverty, City Council Okays Beer in a Tatoo Parlor, Survival Farming? What’s Next?

Cover of Slumdog Millionaire [Blu-ray]

♦What a horribly humiliating two weeks we’ve suffered through in Salisbury.  Today we read elsewhere and soon around the U.S.A. that our city council is the first anywhere to okay BEER being sold in a TATOO joint called INKSANE.  Maybe in Shanghai they can get plastered and get talked into tattoos?  But here in Salisbury?  The national media will have a field day with this one!

Then its being blasted all over the internet by YAHOO that Salisbury is ranked NUMBER 5 city in the entire UNITED STATES for SOARING POVERTY.  Can you imagine the double black eye Salisbury gets from that one? http://homes.yahoo.com/news/cities-where-poverty-is-soaring-235610513.html

Then yesterday we learned that SURVIVALIST URBAN FARMING is being taught in Salisbury.  You know SURVIVALIST URBAN FARMING like they have for the teaming POOR in DETROIT, EAST ST. LOUIS, CAMDEN, AND MUMBAI (the setting for SLUM DOG MILLIONIARE).

A young lady ROBS the BANK IN WALMART and the poor dear gives the teller her name.  At least this young woman, who listed her address as the “STREETS OF SALISBURY”, will get 3 squares and a warm cot.

Even if our city lost out on filming Sleepy Hollow, perhaps they can climb back into celluloid with SLUMDOG SALIBURY.

What’s next?

http://rowanfreepress.com/2013/12/18/letter-to-the-editor-whats-salisburys-next-tv-report-homeless-man-beheaded-and-set-on-fire/