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Letter-to-the-Editor: Video–Duck Dynasty’s Phil Speaks Out!

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Jonathan Morris, U.S. Army Ranger Ret. & Rowan County Sheep Baron

♦I don’t know what happened to freedom of speech at A & E, but I do know what should happen to Piers Morgan for calling Phil of Duck Dynasty a bigot.  I’d tear up Pier’s Morgan’s green card in a heartbeat and deport him to Phil’s Bayou.  Let him take up gator wrasslin’ because Pier’s sure enough gets pinned by everyday common sense.

I have two suggestions:

• Invite Phil to the Republican Men’s Club Breakfast the first Saturday morning in January at Porky’s II.  He’ll be amongst his own.  Steve you got the Paris Boys–get us the real deal!

• Save Salisbury from being the ”Black Hole of Calcutta” by putting Phil on Access 16.  That will drag that pitiful town out of poverty overnight. (Bringing back chain gangs might be a suitable alternative–one heck of a lot of recruits in Salisbury considering 10% of the fellas inside the city limits are or were incarcerated)  Let’s have a real war on poverty!

Here’s Phil of Duck Dynasty laying it all out–loud and clear.  It’s a great video:

Justice for Phil!  Justice for America!



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